A fun little quiz to see exactly how ‘with-it’ the Dad in your life is
By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times
In honor of Father’s Day, here is a quiz to test your “Daddy Coolness Factor”. Be honest. NO cheating.
1. It is the weekend, therefore you are wearing:
a.) Sneakers with ankle high socks
b.) Sandals (or “mandals”)
c.) Sneakers with knee high socks
d.) Crocs
2. When you listen to the radio in the car, you prefer:
a.) Madonna’s “Lucky Star”
b.) Coldplay’s “Magic”
c.) Kool & the Gang’s “Celebration”
d.) NPR
3. You’re at a wedding and it’s time to dance. Do you:
a.) Roger Rabbit
b.) Moonwalk
c.) Lawnmower
d.) Twerk
4. Your favorite thing to watch on TV is:
a.) Bowling
b.) Finding Big Foot
c.) The History Channel
d.) Modern Family
5. At the mall in front of a wall of denim, you choose:
a.) Acid wash
b.) Super low rise
c.) Cargo style
d.) Dark, slim fit
6. At the beach, you’re rockin:
a.) A speedo
b.) Cut offs
c.) A matching swim shirt & trunks
d.) Board shorts
7. At the drop off line at school, you:
a.) Blow kisses
b.) Throw a peace sign
c.) Salute
d.) Drive away slowly and avoid eye contact
8. When texting your kid, do you say:
a.) What up, dog?
b.) “How are you doing today, son?”
c.) how r u
d.) you refuse to text and prefer to call instead
9. When mowing the grass, do you:
a.) Ride shirtless
b.) Wear a cowboy hat
c.) Wear safety goggles
d.) Drink Bud Light
10. It’s Saturday night at 7:30pm, you are:
a.) Getting ready to go out for dinner
b.) Sleeping on the couch
c.) Sitting at a practice for your child
d.) Vacuuming out your car
ANSWER KEY:
- a
- b
- *trick question: the real answer is “none of the above”
- d
- d
- d
- d
- c
- d
- a (but, we know this never truly happens)
Happy Father’s Day!!!
