A few stanzas on how to make your sweetie very happy on Tuesday
By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, KennettTimes.com
Gather ‘round fellas, for I’ve got something to say
About how to “succeed” on Valentine’s Day
As ladies, we’re easy, but, not like you think
We don’t want carnations or roses in pink
It doesn’t take silver or diamonds or gold
We don’t expect riches or fortunes untold
What we need is quite simple if you’re willing to hear
So, sit up, take notes and put down that beer
The sweet sound of silence for an hour or two
Is priceless to us for all that we do
It isn’t about cards or flowers and fluff
Just put kids down to bed and pack all of their stuff
Make lunches, sign agendas, do the meaningless things
That make us go bonkers and wish we had wings
Even better, order take out with a nice glass of wine
And make US watch YOU fold clothes at half past nine
Guys, that is sexy as sexy can be
And the reciprocity will make you smile…
Trust me.
Happy Valentine’s Day!!!!
xoxo
