{"id":12354,"date":"2014-06-15T06:00:08","date_gmt":"2014-06-15T10:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/?p=12354"},"modified":"2014-06-14T19:28:06","modified_gmt":"2014-06-14T23:28:06","slug":"so-how-cool-is-your-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/?p=12354","title":{"rendered":"So, how cool is your Dad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt;\"><em><strong>A fun little quiz to see exactly how &#8216;with-it&#8217; the Dad in your life is<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif;\"><strong>By Kelly Hockenberry,<\/strong> <span style=\"font-size: 8pt;\"><em>Columnist, The Times<\/em><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/UTKellyColumn-copy-250x300.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright  wp-image-808759\" style=\"margin: 4px;\" src=\"http:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/UTKellyColumn-copy-250x300.jpg\" alt=\"UTKellyColumn copy\" width=\"175\" height=\"210\" \/><\/a>In honor of Father\u2019s Day, here is a quiz to test your \u201cDaddy Coolness Factor\u201d.\u00a0 Be honest.\u00a0 NO cheating.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1. It is the weekend, therefore you are wearing:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Sneakers with ankle high socks<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Sandals (or \u201cmandals\u201d)<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sneakers with knee high socks<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Crocs<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>2. When you listen to the radio in the car, you prefer:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Madonna\u2019s \u201cLucky Star\u201d<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Coldplay\u2019s \u201cMagic\u201d<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Kool &amp; the Gang\u2019s \u201cCelebration\u201d<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 NPR<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>3. You\u2019re at a wedding and it\u2019s time to dance.\u00a0 Do you: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Roger Rabbit<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Moonwalk<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Lawnmower<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Twerk<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>4. Your favorite thing to watch on TV is:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Bowling<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Finding Big Foot<\/p>\n<p>c.) \u00a0 \u00a0The History Channel<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Modern Family<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>5. At the mall in front of a wall of denim, you choose:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Acid wash<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Super low rise<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Cargo style<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Dark, slim fit<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>6. At the beach, you\u2019re rockin:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 A speedo<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Cut offs<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 A matching swim shirt &amp; trunks<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Board shorts<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>7. At the drop off line at school, you:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Blow kisses<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Throw a peace sign<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Salute<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Drive away slowly and avoid eye contact<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>8. When texting your kid, do you say:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 What up, dog?<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 \u201cHow are you doing today, son?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 how r u<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 you refuse to text and prefer to call instead<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>9. When mowing the grass, do you:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Ride shirtless<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Wear a cowboy hat<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Wear safety goggles<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Drink Bud Light<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>10. It\u2019s Saturday night at 7:30pm, you are:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a.)\u00a0\u00a0 Getting ready to go out for dinner<\/p>\n<p>b.)\u00a0\u00a0 Sleeping on the couch<\/p>\n<p>c.)\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sitting at a practice for your child<\/p>\n<p>d.)\u00a0\u00a0 Vacuuming out your car<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>ANSWER KEY:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>a<\/li>\n<li>b<\/li>\n<li>*trick question: the real answer is \u201cnone of the above\u201d<\/li>\n<li>d<\/li>\n<li>d<\/li>\n<li>d<\/li>\n<li>d<\/li>\n<li>c<\/li>\n<li>d<\/li>\n<li>a (but, we know this never truly happens)<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Happy Father\u2019s Day!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A fun little quiz to see exactly how &#8216;with-it&#8217; the Dad in your life is By Kelly Hockenberry, Columnist, The Times In honor of Father\u2019s Day, here is a quiz to test your \u201cDaddy Coolness Factor\u201d.\u00a0 Be honest.\u00a0 NO cheating.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12353,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,4],"tags":[4772,87,4771],"class_list":["post-12354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-lifestyle","category-featured","tag-coolness","tag-fathers-day","tag-quiz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12354"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12354\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12353"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kennetttimes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}